aTypical Joe: a gay New Yorker living in the rural South
Monday, October 29, 2007
Placed on sex offender registry for sex with a bike
A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.[...]
“The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex.”
Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.
Via Boing Boing:
I am wondering how this is different from using, say, a vibrator or blow-up doll? Do people in hostels have no right to privacy?
The real killer paragraph is the last one - apparently someone was jailed in 1993 for having sex with the pavement - or sidewalk in US English.
Pam had this story, too, in a post about a man having sex with an inflatable doll in a Cedar Rapids restroom.
I’m reminded of Bob Barr railing against sex education last week in the AJC. It’s not sex education that causes this kind of dysfunction, it’s the lack of it!
