aTypical Joe: a gay New Yorker living in the rural South

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Absinthetinence

Colbert last night on the comeback of absinthe:

“I, state your name, do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from absinthe… since absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient synesthetic inspiration and sinister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of absinthe ingestion this instant.”